Picture this…
There was going to be a boring, deep and meaningful blog post tonight, but in lieu of that, I bring you mirth and hilarity.
We have mouses at the moment. Not mice, mouses. So, naturally, I have placed mouse traps about the place. All day, I have been endeavouring to keep the cats away from the mouse traps (I know, I know. I have cats, so how can I possibly have mouses? Because my cats are FUCKTARDS, ok?). It didn’t occur to me that maybe I should keep the fucking dog away from the fucking mousetraps. Guess what just happened? Go on, guess.
Hint: It was extremely funny. It involved pain for a dumb animal. It caused said dumb animal to leap up in the air in fright and consternation. Mollie is rolling on the floor laughing, as we speak. No more, it’s just too fucking funny…
sadastic wench…
(incidentally I typed that in the spam validation box thingy and number in here…)
Comment by Xbox4NappyRash — May 4, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
Awww, poor puppy. LOL. Hope something gets those mice.
Comment by tiff — May 4, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
my sis in law is having the same prob - mouses and fucktard cats that is.
Comment by Bettina — May 4, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Same problem here and our dogs are JACK RUSSELLS !!!!!!
The mice are driving them insane !!!
Comment by Widdle Shamrock — May 5, 2008 @ 8:11 am
our new cat is going to be a great mouser …jumps for flies I found a drowned one in the dog’s water I chucked it (before I chucked)- should have let her play with it
Comment by Trish — May 5, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
I shouldn’t laugh. I really shouldn’t laugh. Damn it, I’m laughing. What’s the matter with cats these days? Deprive them of their can of Whiskas for a few days and see if those mouses (I like that word) look appealing.
Poor dog. Bahahahaha…I’m with Mollie, that’s hilarious.
Comment by Anja — May 6, 2008 @ 7:49 am
And that is why I prefer my bunny. Useless animal. But no expectations.
Comment by Kelley — May 8, 2008 @ 11:24 am