Yes, you. I have a serious case of blog envy. Some of you have hundreds, no thousands of readers. Some of you have dozens of people commenting on your sites. I read. I comment. I am a good little blogger. But I still haven’t cracked a measly 1000 readers!
Do I suck that badly? Am I that boring? I know, I know. It’s not about the numbers. It’s not about the subscribers. God knows it’s not about the bling. Not getting any of that either!!!!
To those of you dear readers who do come and visit me, I value and appreciate you a great deal. BUT I NEED MORE! More, I tell you. So please, those of you who ‘have’ it. How do I ‘get’ it? What is ‘it’? More importantly, WHY DO I CARE? I should just get over myself and be content to blab away about nothing. So be brutally honest. What am I doing wrong? What could I be doing differently?
*Perhaps I could offer a bribe?*
In the meantime, I’ll sit here and sob into my wine. Please, don’t concern yourself at all. I have suffered bigger blows to my ego. Really.
Thank you, and goodnight.