Addendum…
So the big 10th birthday celebrations went off with a whimper (as opposed to a bang). We did get 30mins off the phones, however the manager spent 20 of those precious minutes going blah, blah, blah. There was a massive birthday cake and some fruit platters, and yes, we did get a present (of sorts). We each got a new lanyard for our access passes (woo hoo), an enamel badge and a CDROM of the organisation’s achievements. Hold me back. It was so exciting, I can’t begin to tell you.
What else can I say?

